There must be a template for staff parties:
- Minimal decoration
- A costume or dress code that mostly gets ignored
- Enough food for twice as many people
- Festive music of which one person inevitably takes control
- And clusters of people desperately clutching alcoholic beverages
Don’t confuse this for complaint. It is simply fun to observe how culturally or geographically transcendent the ‘staff party’ can be.
And a holiday message from TTL.